Wrangler Dani

Hello, my friends. It’s Friday. That means that I’m in that crazy-tired, can’t-wait-to-go-home, but-still-kinda-actually-have-a-lot-to-do-at-work funk that leaves only one option for my over-caffeinated brain. Blogging is the answer. Always.

Val did a “stream-of-consciousness” blog last night, and I daresay that it was not only entertaining, but I’m sure very therapeutic. So here goes:

On Monday night, Adam pushed me through CostCo on one of those giant flat carts, designed for coffee tables and work-out sets, but also perfect for girls with hurt feet. It was actually really fun. “Turn here! I want fruit! And a gallon of soap! Stop!” He got to have some fun too, riding up and down the aisles on a mountain bike and defending me from slightly creepy old men who asked how much I cost.

While at CostCo, I bought two pounds of shampoo and conditioner. That’s right. I have TWO 1 lb. bottles, who are now lording it over the little drugstore-sized containers in my shower. “Ha. We’re from CostCo. We could smash with our beauty, cheapness and weight, you little pedestrian hair care products. We were only eight dollars a piece. Beat that!” When I bought these snobby big containers, Adam looked at me like I was crazy. “You’re really going to use ALL this?!” Honey. They are EIGHT DOLLARS. For roughly six months of clean, great-smelling hair and bonus arm-work-outs every morning in the shower? Yes. I’ll take two.

This morning, when I packed my lunch, I realized that I have a crisis on my hands. I’m OUT OF DIET COKE. Yes. This is a very serious plight, and I don’t think I can go on with my weekend plans until it’s resolved.

Also this morning, I went to pour delicious, hot coffee into my travel mug, but no coffee came out. I had forgotten to actually put COFFEE in the coffee-maker, (kind of an important step,) so I got a mug of hot water and cream. Ew. I lasted about 10 minutes at my desk before I had to go to Starbucks.

I was informed on Wednesday that I’m moving my desk. I keep expecting an army of IT guys to pop around the corner any minute and move me, but they never do… old desks and monitors and cables and fans and office furniture just keep piling around me. I figure pretty soon they’ll forget about me and I can use all this discarded furniture to build a fort. I can even use a rope ladder to get in and out and defend it from the rest of the office with Nerf guns. That’s way better than a usable desk, any day.

The other night we went to dinner with Adam’s cousins, (Brent, Kim and Jill,) Mom (Karen) and Ashley, and it was a blast. We got gelato afterwards and heard hilarious stories about the Nichols/Zakaryan childhood experience. We also realized that several things are weird about Texas, including, but not limited to: Bridal portraits, wedding/engagement announcements in the paper, Mums, Texas highschool Homecoming in general, and property owners in Lone Oak.

Tomorrow is Adam’s and my first-ever Engagement Party.* I’m so excited to get to officially celebrate… BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING MARRIED. I know! Isn’t it great? I can’t believe it either.

*Thanks again to Brent and Kim for hosting. I’m so excited to get to be part of such a cool family.