Wrangler Dani

I don’t know what the deal is with my contacts, but they’re sticking to the insides of my eyes as though they’re made of crumpled newspaper and covered in rubber cement. IT’S HORRIBLE. I can’t seee, I can”T TYpe, and it’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever experienced.

The worst part about it is when I’m in the middle of something – a conversation, an intersection, a bite of sandwich – and I feel this irrepressible urge to stick my fingers in my eyes and wiggle them until I can see. Now, I know that this won’t cause me to see any better, I will probably have a near-collision if I’m on the freeway with my hand in my eyes, people look at me funny when I attack my own face mid-sentence, and if I have chicken-salad on my fingers, then let’s just say it doesn’t go well.

The moral of the stputy… ‘scuse me, sotry… ‘scuse me. STORY:

Throw away your contacts when you’re supposed to. And save up for LASIK.