Wrangler Dani

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to share with you all the glad tidings that Lady Spring has finally arrived. I got such a kick out of my my sister-in-law’s Spring-y observation of Portland versus our colder native habitat, that I simply must share: “I’m enjoying getting to “know” Portland. I learned there IS such a thing a Spring!! I always wondered why Easter was marked by a white bunny hopping around in green grass with a basket of yellow flowers, instead of grunge-haired cow stuck mid-belly in brown snowbank. Or… maybe it’s just a matter of marketing.”

Hee. Love it. While the beauty of mountain-range wildflowers is made all the sweeter by the memory of last month’s “grunge-haired cows” – it is an incredible phenomenon to this country girl to see flowers popping out of perfectly groomed medians and hillsides bursting into bloom, accompanied by 70-degree temperatures and the insatiable desire to cook my skin at the beach. (Unfortunately, the water temperature hasn’t quite caught up with the sunshine – it’s still a brisk 58 degrees. I say, being the tough girl that I am, that if any part of me is blue, or if I wish I could wear two wet suits, or if after five minutes in the water I start hallucinating about being a survivor of the Titanic, it’s too soon to get in. It’s too soon.)

This weekend, Hot Donna and I had our traditional Hot D Summertime Activity: Making Out with Park Newport.* It was beyond amazing, although I did realize that the rainy weather diet of Oreos and Cheeseburgers doesn’t work as well in a bikini. Spring Resolution now formed!

Also this weekend, Hot Adam** and I went hiking of off Highway 74 in the Ortegas. Whenever I get pictures off the camera, maybe I’ll post a couple. It was gorgeous and freeing and exactly where one should be in the Springtime with someone you love.

So that’s the moral of this story. Even though Springing Forward leaves an hour of sleep to be desired, Spring is a fantastic season and you should go out and enjoy it.

*Park Newport is the incredibly posh apartment complex where D lives – it’s basically like living at the Hilton, with less luggage-hauling through gigantic lobbies. Making out is not really making out – it’s laying out and getting tan – but making out is funnier.
**Not normally what I call BF (although it is apt) but like the above explanation, this too is funnier. I’m all about funny today. It’s Tuesday and you still haven’t given me any new blog ideas. So there.