Wrangler Dani

Adam has long encouraged me to write more, and like the true cheering squad he is, has lofty aspirations of my writing the Next Great American Work now that I’m unemployed. I shared this little dream with Valerie, and in true Morby style, she and Ginger were right there with awesome title suggestions and moral support.  It’s rather like Jen Lancaster, who, I must admit, is one of my most recent heroes, and got her publishing start after a gnarly lay-off and a squalid encounter with the unemployment office.

As I’m still “swinging wildly”, things are looking up today. Tomorrow, check back for more tears.

Without further ado, here are the suggested titles for the Next Great American Work, as suggested by Ginger and Val, the Hilarious Morby Sisters.

• Life’s a Beach In the OC: How I lost my job, my virginity, but not my mind in one month flat.
• Like A Virgin: Fired for the very first time.
• And the Bride wore whatever the freak she wanted to.
• It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I want to – Confessions of a pink-slipped virgin.